Wingman 101
Written By Michael Abdul-Qawi 05/15/2008
One night at the club, I was talking to a sexy young lady. The conversation was going well and we were both having a good time. After a few minutes I noticed the young lady’s friend standing a few feet away. She had a frown on her face, and kept looking at her watch. She was waiting on her girl to finish talking to me, so they could leave. The friend had her arms crossed and a look of displeasure on her face.
A couple minutes later, my conversation was winding down. I was about to exchange numbers with the young lady. The friend’s patience must have ran out, because she took a step our way. I began to panic, but before she could take a second step, she was approached with a friendly hello. My wingman had come to the rescue.
Everyone needs a wingman. It’s their job to sacrifice their time, so a friend can talk to the woman of their preference. By occupying the woman’s friend with meaningless conversation, the wingman allows his friend to successfully talk to the woman of his preference uninterrupted.
A good wingman can simply be described as a soldier on the battlefield. A soldier that would throw himself on a live grenade to save everyone else in the platoon. Who wouldn’t want someone like that on his or her side?
Women can be wingmen too. Unfortunately from the male’s perspective, they’re usually referred to as the hater of the group. But to her friends, she is simply known as a good wingman. It’s her job to successfully defend off the numerous amounts of guys that try to approach her friends and disrupt “girls night out.”
That same night at the club, I noticed a girl partying with a group of her friends. Throughout the night I witnessed this girl preventing her drunk friends from disappearing into VIP, speaking for the group and turning down invitations to all of the “official” after parties, and at the at the end of the night, she held three of her friend’s hair back while they threw up on the street. That girl has to be a nominated for the Wingman of the Year award.
These days a wingman is as necessary as a cell phone. But unlike modern technology, a wingman is hard to come by. It’s a tough job; so let your wingman know they’re appreciated. Make sure to tell them, “My night wouldn’t have been as enjoyable without your help.”
Now if you’ve looked around and can’t find a good wingman, you can always be a good wingman. The job is a reward in itself. And if you believe in karma, the sacrifices you make will come back to your benefit.
So interesting. Thanks for the advice. I'll put it into play.
Nia
5/20/2008 9:32:59 PM
Interesting...I have been that wingman or shall I say wingwoman and my girls know when I need them to play that role! Thank you ladies!
Anan Johnson
5/20/2008 10:31:03 PM
MAQ does it again. Very essential to the game, I don't like playing the wingman, but neither does a soldier on the battlefield throwing himself into the grenade, its just as sacrifice we have to take for the "team". Wingmen should be honored as if it was an Oscar. Good Piece Mike
Denise C. Simpson
5/21/2008 12:03:16 PM
This so true...I too have been a wingman aka wingwoman for my girls but if your girls have good taste they pick a distration that is more of an attraction .
Lauren Joseph
5/21/2008 1:40:15 PM
I think good friends are naturally wingmen. It's their job to look out for you--and, in the female's perspective, it's their job to make sure you don't do anything too crazy after a night of 24oz drinks and ridiculously laced jello shots. They pretty much play the role of the bodyguard/mediator/ distractor/spokesperson/designated driver and lucky people have excellent friends who wear the hats well and instintively know when their girl or boy needs to be saved.
Aaron
5/21/2008 4:37:57 PM
Good stuff. Guys in long term relationships need to perfect the wingman skills. It's only right.
$$Nickels$
5/21/2008 9:59:50 PM
Yeah, it sometimes can be an unrewarding job though. Especially if you are always the wingman by default. But hey, it is what it is. . .
Dan the man
5/25/2008 1:41:28 PM
yes i believe i have a couple of good wingmen in my squad
Shawna
9/6/2008 3:29:06 AM
This is so DAMN Dumb this is why the world is so s***ty now.This is all yaw got to do is go to clubs and f*** eachother GOD.Yaw need some hobbies this why yaw kids is going to end up losers.Yaw do the same s***.I still can't believe this whole article.
1.DRINK
2.GET DRUNK
3.FIND SOMEONE IN THE CLUB
4.GET THEY NUMBER
5.FUCK THEM
6.THEN FUCK EM LIKE 3 MORE TIMES
7.THEN FORGET ABOUT EM
8.DO THIS OVER AND OVER
9.AND AGIAN
10.THEN INVITE THE PEOPLE YOU FUCKED TO YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T SAY A WORD TO YOUR SPOUSE BECAUSE THATS HOW DECIETFUL WE ARE.